What is Deptford Square Dance?


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After shagging your girlfriend into a coma, you shut her up in a crate and mail her to Mozambique. Then you dig up Elvis' corpse, take his thigh bone and club Paul McCartney to death with it. You lay low till your girlfriend returns from Mozambique with a baboon in tow, then you have a threesome with your girlfriend and the baboon. Afterwards you crate up the girl again, mail her to Montevideo, and marry the ape.

The Deptford square dance is an interesting way to spend a weekend.

See sex, monkeys, skullduggery


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