What is Depth Charge?
1.
Ok you need a Pint of Guinness and a shot of Vodka...
Now drop the shot glass full of vodka into the pint of guinness and drink before the shotglass hits the bottem...
Thats a fuckin depth charge!
back in the day me and my dad used to drink depth charges after playing foosball for about 15 hours while tripping on strong cid...
2.
One of those big turds that falls, hits, and then a split second later sends a monstrous splash up to soak your ass.
I used a whole fucking role of toilet paper cuz I kept dropping depth charges.
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3.
A fart floated in an area to be occupied by an unsuspecting victim.
Before exiting on the 5th floor, I dropped a depth charge and spotted the lady’s look of disgust when she got in the elevator.
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4.
Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.
Fire in the hole!
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5.
Flatulence occurring underneath covers such that it affects all others underneath those same covers, either by smell or vibration through the mattress.
Just before I got into bed last night, Ken let out two depth charges. I had to use the covers to separate the airspace between us because the smell was so bad.
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6.
Advanced water filtration system (BONG)
made by cutting the bottom off a 3 liter soda bottle and putting a bowl in the screw cap. Used by sinking the bottle with out the cap, up to the neck in a deep, sink, tub or bucket. Then screw on cap with loaded bowl and slowly pull up filling 3 litre with smoke, unscrew cap and place mouth over top and push back down in to the water...Few people can take a full 3 liters of smoke into their lungs at once!
DUDE! That fourth depth charge sank my battle ship! Raise the white flag!
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7.
Derivation of the
"I heard that Susie Creamcheese bit you while giving head?"
-"Yeah, so I quick stood up and let go a depth charge."
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