Derby

What is Derby?


1.

a football match between two teams from the same city or area.

Man Utd v Man City (Manchester)

Arsenal v Chelsea (London)

Liverpool v Everton (Merseyside)

2.

The only City which is so boring and uninteresting that the first entries under its name are unrelated to the place.

A poor mans Nottingham which has an alarming affection for Sheep.

"Hey want to go into Derby tonight?"

"Id rather stick a fork in my eye"

See derby, boring, crap, nottingham, rams

3.

A football match between teams from the same city or region.

i.e.Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal

Rangers v Celtic

4.

A city that is mainly fields, only made into a city because it was The Queen's silver jubilee and they didn't have anything else to do.

Graham: Shall we go to Derby?

Sarah: No, I've not got my walking boots on.

See field, city, sheep, cows, countryside

5.

Englands sheep-shagging center. A place so obsessed with sheep they call their football team the rams.

I shag sheep, go back to derby you asshole.

See larry

6.

A city so shit that they can only define themselves as being obsessed with sheep and hating Nottingham.

A- I went to Derby yesterday.

B- How was it?

A- Never. Going. Back.

See shit, sheep, boring, rams, sucks

7.

A sarcastic way of saying "cool." Also used to make fun of something/someone in a disguised way among friends.

Chris: Look at my new tight pants I got at Hot Topic.

Josh: Those are so derby dude!

See annoying, foolish, dumb, secret, inside joke, funny, sarcastic


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