What is Derby?
1.
a football match between two teams from the same city or area.
Man Utd v Man City (Manchester)
Arsenal v Chelsea (London)
Liverpool v Everton (Merseyside)
2.
The only City which is so boring and uninteresting that the first entries under its name are unrelated to the place.
A poor mans Nottingham which has an alarming affection for Sheep.
"Hey want to go into Derby tonight?"
"Id rather stick a fork in my eye"
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3.
A football match between teams from the same city or region.
i.e.Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal
Rangers v Celtic
4.
A city that is mainly fields, only made into a city because it was
Graham: Shall we go to Derby?
Sarah: No, I've not got my walking boots on.
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5.
Englands sheep-shagging center. A place so obsessed with sheep they call their football team the rams.
I shag sheep, go back to derby you asshole.
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6.
A city so shit that they can only define themselves as being obsessed with sheep and hating Nottingham.
A- I went to Derby yesterday.
B- How was it?
A- Never. Going. Back.
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7.
A sarcastic way of saying "cool." Also used to make fun of something/someone in a disguised way among friends.
Chris: Look at my new tight pants I got at Hot Topic.
Josh: Those are so derby dude!
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