Derection

What is Derection?


1.

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.

Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!

Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!

Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!

2.

when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.

Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!

Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!

See legendary, funny, cool, bum, fish

3.

When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.

When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.

The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.

That ugly girl gives me a derection.

See erection, horny, getting hard

4.

The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.

a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'

b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'

See ugly, mole, erection


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