What is Derection?
1.
What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.
Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
2.
when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.
Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
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3.
When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.
When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.
The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.
That ugly girl gives me a derection.
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4.
The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.
a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'
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