What is Derek Diamond?
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A british band that writes and performs very bad songs.
Any band that has a singer that cannot hit notes or sing, or a guitarist/pianist that cannot play their instrument. Generally badly dressed.
That gig was so bad, it was worse than a derek diamond.
My head is really killing today, i feel rougher than derek diamond.
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The remnants of crackers left in the bottom of the box.
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Butt-hole
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Having sex in all directions of the compass, preferably on a round bed.
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