Derek Diamond

What is Derek Diamond?


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A british band that writes and performs very bad songs.

Any band that has a singer that cannot hit notes or sing, or a guitarist/pianist that cannot play their instrument. Generally badly dressed.

That gig was so bad, it was worse than a derek diamond.

My head is really killing today, i feel rougher than derek diamond.


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