Derek Lowe

What is Derek Lowe?


1.

The Sinkerball pitcher for the BoSox. He is a groundout pitcher. He has a great sinker and a pretty good fastball. In 2004 he has had some trouble and has not pitched to his potential.

Derek Lowe got a double play.

2.

Shitty sinkerballer for the red Sox. He likes too suck gigantic gorrila penis. He has a beard so nobody notices the gorilla cum on his mouth. He always blows and is fucking the Red Sox as we speak. He especially enjoys licking the hair off the testicles of donkeys

Joe:Did you get some Derek Lowe last night

Sean:OH YeaH!

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