What is Derge?
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A sloppy undefined turd which is not quite solid yet not quite liquid. These often occur after eating curry and they are very difficult to wipe from the anal area. At least half a toilet roll is needed to remove it and in some extreme cases even baby wipes are recommended to avoid the transfer of skiddage to underwear.
Mum!!!! Ive done a derge!!! You'll need to bring me even more bogroll!!!!
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