Derive

What is Derive?


1.

a word that everyone can use correctly, but no one can use right.

"fuck" is derived from german "frichen".

shit is derived my anus

even though the second one is grammatically and semantically correct, you'd be fucktarded for saying that.

See language, come, from, anus, jew

2.

verb

1. To find the point where it came from, to take the derivative

2. To torture (method used by Calculus teachers)

Don't drink and derive.

See deriverize, calculus, math, derivative, arithmetic


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