What is Derive?
1.
a word that everyone can use correctly, but no one can use right.
"fuck" is derived from german "frichen".
shit is derived my anus
even though the second one is grammatically and semantically correct, you'd be fucktarded for saying that.
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2.
verb
1. To find the point where it came from, to take the
2. To torture (method used by Calculus teachers)
Don't drink and derive.
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