What is Dermie?
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The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. Named so after ex-Hawthorn AFL player Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.
Person 1: "Hey mate check out my park."
Person 2: "Fuck me...you just bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person 2: "Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car."
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A person who has been vaguely exposed to sex, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.
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To put your dick in another person's bong before they take a hit.
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