Derpestrian

What is Derpestrian?


1.

A stupid pedestrian.

- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.

- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.

- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.

- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.

Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."

Motherfuckin derpestrian!! Crossin' however you please just 'cause you know you could sue me if I hit you. Bitch.

See derpestrian, pedestrian, derp


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