Derpish

What is Derpish?


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Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp' and variations of, the extent varying on what is being talked about, and it's perceived level of 'derpishness'.

Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.

Basic noun: derp

Verb: to derp

Basic adjective: derpish or derpy

Adverb: derpity

Conjugations: de and der

Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination

Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool

Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong

All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:

Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp

Derpit Derps, Subderped

Famous Quotes:

"To derp, or not to derp"

"Derp ahead, derp my derp"

See derp, derpish


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