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When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache
I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took..
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a fag with no talent that pretends to be straight but really is as gay as the jonas brothers
WTF? That guy just winked at me. What a Za..
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looking for potential hookups at bars, clubs, etc. while you're between relationships.
1. Dan just got dumped by his girlfriend so..