Derrick Mortel

What is Derrick Mortel?


1.

A very egotistical person, who thinks he is funny and if better than anyone. He will hit on all the girls and try to act "gangster". He will never figure out how stupid and wrong he is you see, because of his mental disabilities from his birth, and when he was dropped as a baby for his head was larger than a normal child.

Stop being a Derrick it's so annoying.

2.

can't spell the word "totally" and has bad taste in music. haha. almost joking.

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

and

maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

See christabel

3.

like i care what you think

like i care what stoopid christabel thinks.... she has NO friends lol

See awesome

4.

Derrick (meaning manly and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

See awesome

5.

Derrick (meaning Awesome and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

See awesome


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