Derryberry Award

What is Derryberry Award?


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The most prestigious award of the acclaimed Tennessee Technological University. It is awarded to students who radiate astounding amounts of excellence from the depths of their being and display raw bestial sexuality in even the smallest of undertakings. The award itself, in the hands of the master, can be used to summon droves of moist and wanting underage high-school girls.

Announcer: "The winner and recipient of this years Derryberry award is: Benjamin Eckart."

Moist & wanting high-school girl: " OMG BEN ECKART IS THE SMARTEST MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD AND I SUDDENLY DESIRE THE FRUIT OF HIS LOINS!"

See prestige, oscar, pussy magnet, brainiac


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