Dervish

What is Dervish?


1.

When you're taking a really big dump, while at the same time giving it to your girl in the pussy, you take a dildo and start ramming it up her ass. Thrusting with both penetrating units, you squeeze a log out of your ass to create a quadruple pleasure in the air.

Dude I gave this chick a dervish last night. It was the beez kneez.

See dervish, dirty sanchez, clevland steamer, portuguese mudslide, dildo

2.

(verb) to fuck your girlfriend in the ass right before you dump her, such that the last sexual contact you have with her is in the form of an ass-drilling.

Man, I dervished the fuck out of her last night- I'm done with her crazy, lying, manipulative, played out ass.

See pink sock, hershey highway, cum dumpster, asshole, psycho bitch, Please

3.

A weird person that doesn't need drugs to get high, but can just dance him- or herself high, much the way children sometimes will by spinning around on a tire swing, a merry-go-round, or even their own feet. Drug dealers hate them because they don't need drugs to get high.

"I've heard of her. Some armed lesbian pagan anarchist right? Hey, at least she's not a cop."

"No, man, she's a total dervish, and she's just getting back from a rave."

"Ah, shit, let's duck before she sees us!"

"Too late, she just jumped through our window laughing like a loon. At least she's topless."

"Damn dervishes, always fucking things up."

4.

A very stinky fart that can hurt your brain.

I just laid some dervish.

See stinky, smelly, stinker, rude

5.

A upcoming profession/class being seen on Guild Wars: Nightfall. Dressing dark, and mysterious, in long robes with hoods, and carying scythes as their weapons of choice, Dervish look similar to The Grim Reaper. Dervish play similar to a Ritualist who uses more melee spells than casts from afar. Dervosh will be released with one more "Nightfall" profession. The Paragon.

That Dervish doesn't look fun to mess with!

See scythe, paragon, assassin, necromancer, monk, elementalist, warrior, ranger, John Tucker

6.

1) A Rocking Demon who eats souls.

2) A crazy person who likes to eat souls and dance around in his jams.

1) The Dervish was so rocking he at my soul!

2) "Stop Dancing around in your jams you crazy dervish!"

"BUWHAHAHAHAHA I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL"

"Ya just like last time..."

7.

Sand nutter

"What's a dervish?"

"It's one of those spinning sand nutters"

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