What is Des?
1.
Data Encryption Standard - A standard method of encrypting and decrypting data, developed by the US National Bureau of Standards.
I can't believe we cracked the bank's DES!
I'M RICH BIOTCH
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2.
Stands for "Depressed Eskimo Syndrome", the depression that Eskimos experience due to the lack of sunlight.
"Why the long face, Olivia?"
"I have DES."
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3.
"Des" is a term that is used when someone is just plain old gay or trying to hard......whatever he or she is doing its just making them look pathetic and well, gay. People who are doin it, dessin it should be spotted quickly. Other words or phrases used for Des are, Doin it, Dudey, dessin, Do its.
"Man that guy with the Nintendo t shirt and glasses is doin it"
"Dude your dessin it with that pimp game of yours"
"That guy des"
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4.
male slut that likes anal and school girls! rarely seperated from his homies.
look at that des hes at the school again
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Exact history not known, but widely used in several circles to describe the act of having a brief (less than 1 hour)sleep early evening to re-charge batteries for evening's entertainment. Not to be confused with a "big sleepy John", which is a more straightforward early night with no intention to get up again.
Big night last night, and I'm out agian today. I am just off for Des first....
6.
meaning not real, or not what was expected upon purchase, something that does not work
man, i just paid twenty bucks for that weed, i didn't get high, that shit was des
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7.
depressed emotional sucker
a very romantic person who is painfully sensitive and adores writing poetry.
her/his way of thinking can attract everybody easily.
man,you're such a des!
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