What is Des Moines Diaper?
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The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.
Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!
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Something that is so freaking awesome it is made of epic win.
THAT CAT IS SO FREAKING EBSORLAFTIC!!!!
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slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).
I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler..
