Des Moines Surprise

What is Des Moines Surprise?


1.

To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.

I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.

See pee, deep throat, blowjob

2.

When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb).

I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,

3.

wordKansas Hard Lemonade

It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.


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