Des Moise Dartboard

What is Des Moise Dartboard?


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When a girl is on her menstruation cycle and the man gets an erection and walks 5 paces backwards, faces the girl, closes his eyes, and runs toward the girl trying to blindly place his penis in her vagina.

Bill broke his cock off performing the Des Moise Dartboard on Jennifer, last Tuesday.

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