Desert Ass

What is Desert Ass?


1.

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

See desert, ass, swamp ass, dry, crusty, dump, huge, itchy, sandpaper

2.

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

See desert, ass, swamp ass, dry, crusty, dump, huge, itchy, sandpaper


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