What is Desert Crisis?
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A mod for Half Life set in the future with a bajillion features like custom head selections, stunts and dynamic objectives. Much better than the inferior game of "counter strike" which is populated by 9th graders singled out for their bedwetting problems.
<Elmo85> Hey let's go play some Desert Crisis!
<bendystraw> Right on, dude!
<penisbutt> NO LETS PLAY COUNTAR STRIEK!!
*** penisbutt was kicked by Elmo85 (NO!)
Random Words:
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the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy
damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn
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Is what you do ..
