Desert Dick

What is Desert Dick?


1.

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

2.

not getting any pussy for a very long periopd of time.

damn baby your going to develope some desert dick wile im gone!!

See dry, hard, horny, stahl, whack

3.

the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert

yo mothafucka i aint got the vagine in a minute im truly rocking the desert dick

See dick, wang, desert, sand

4.

A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert

man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years

See virgin, lonely, nerd, masturbater, porn addict


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