Desert Fox

What is Desert Fox?


1.

Known to most people as the nickname for Erwin Rommel, Germany's most celebrated military genius. Actually, "desert fox" is synonymous for a terribly obnoxious, domineering, psycho bitchauthority figure. Also, to alert cohorts that the psycho bitchis approaching the premises, one might suddently scream (or whisper, depending on the situation)"desert fox," and then bow his head and stare at the ground.

Oppressed person #1: Did you see that look on desert fox's face earlier?

Oppressed person #2: yeah, when she was reading the announcements to everyone.

Oppressed person #3: guys! desert fox!

Oppressed persons #1 and #2: shit, let's get out of here.

2.

A member of the military that only talks about getting deployed to "The Desert". Usually gets deployed to a very safe area where enemy fire is hundreds of miles away.

Me: Hey, my name is Montey.

Desert Fox: Oh yeah, well I'll be deploying to the desert soon.

Me: Iraq?

Desert Fox: Nah... some safe base in Kuwait.

See desert, military, snob, rude

3.

A sexual act involving sand and anal penetration. See: Mexican Apple Thief.

Patrick's ass was sore and he shat sand for a week after his Desert Fox with Alex.

See desert dog


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