Desert Island

What is Desert Island?


1.

A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.

Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.

See masturbate, fly, bath, fart, sex

2.

Where one takes the very best works of art.

"Hey Ozzy Osbourne, what ten British albums would you take to a desert island?"

" Revolver, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Band on the Run, So, Dark Side of the Moon, Abbey Road, Imagine, Blizzard of Ozz, Led Zeppelin, and Machine Head."

See ozzy osbourne, art, island

3.

Idiom which means: The best thing you wish to have as if you imprisoned in a desert island.

Ashraf What would you take onto a desert island? e.g: book, favorite music, water

See desert, island, wish, take


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