What is Desert Pretty?
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Ugly bitches that when deployed to Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, or anywhere else in the CENTCOM AOR that get exceptional attention because guys don't get limp dicks when the fuck them. Chicks that are victims to being "Desert Pretty" are usually over confident...until they come back to the U.S. of A.
Soooo...I was thinkin' about hookin up with Sergeant Lapham.
Dude are you serious?! She's hardly desert pretty!
OR
So I fucked Jessica Lynch.
Allah akbar!! She isn't even desert pretty Habib! But she did get an award from the US Army.
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