Desert Queen

What is Desert Queen?


1.

aka Queen of the Desert.

aka Queens of the Desert.

An unatractive female soldier deployed to a remote area (think Iraq) who couldn't turn a a single head in their host country and is showered with attention and affection throughout the duration of the deployment. The longer the deployment, the more unattractive the soldier can be and still qualify as a Desert Queen.

Damn. She couldn't buy a date in the States. Now she's a Desert Queen.

2.

Female in a deployed location that on a scale of 1 to 10 is about a 4 states side and sometimes an 8 in the desert.

Soldier 1: Hey whos that hot chick over their

Soldier 2: Who becky???

Soldier 1: Is that becky she's so hot!!

Soldier 2: She turned into a desert queen wait till we get back to the states.

See desert, girls, queen, ugly, soldier


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