Deserterism

What is Deserterism?

1.

The belief of disowning your past interests/friends in fear of scrutiny and the possibility of humiliation.

The followers are called, "Deserters", "Hypocrites" or in some cases "Desertocrites"

Regular Guy: "American Pie, the original, was a great film. It was hilarious!"

Deserterism Believer: "American Pie is NOT a film! It's a piece shit movie."

Regular Guy: "But didn't you own it on VHS and DVD, and have a poster of it on your wall back in the day?"

Deserterism Believer: "Well yeah, but that was, like, 10 years ago. So, yeah."

Regular Guy: "Oh, okay... I guess."

See hypocrite, douchebag, hipster, neo-hipster, asshole
32

Random Words:

Assrack
1. The wispy longhornlikeness on the lower back, just above the holy alter formed by the fleshy mounds on which a person sits. Used to attr..
Read more
Kunfy
1. The ritual of riding a unicycle on the edge of a toilet. Whoa, look at that toilet. I'm grabbing my unicycle and kunfy'ing it..
Read more
Oatmeal Rock
1. listening to creepy death metal or bands that just completely suck and should be shot. Hey, Brice and I just bought the new Nickleback...
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free