What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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Used to describe a persons disfigured nose.
Most commonly associated with Owen Wilson.
"yo, check out that Zig Zag Nose Fuck Owen..
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When you stretch out your nut sack and pay a hooker to do a line of cocaine off of your stretched out sack.
Billy: Hey Dad! Guess what ..
