What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
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The art of pushing a tuba out of your vagina then playing it afterwards
me and this girl did the Jayson last night it was awesome
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A sex position often used by sadistic or adventurous couples craving explicit but intimate romance. Edward Taft - the girl pretends to b..
