What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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A basketball player for the washington wizards. He has made the all-star team for the second straight year.
He is finally getting so..
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ye olde word for "the act of being a bag of douce."
"lancelot, your doucebagetry will not be tolerated!"
" wa..
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the act of a male masturbation
john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red..
