What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
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A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping m..
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A gentlemen who is so extraordinarily good with female breasts that he is a titrexpert.
Jackson is such a titrexpert. He spotted this g..
