What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior compet..
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a phrase used to describe something that is cooler than "the bomb"
DUDE that baseball game we went to was the missile!!!
See..
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Fan boy of the greasest Counter-Strike player ever, Stealth-Nacho.
Yo, I like saw Stealth-Nacho walking down the street! I creamed my p..
