What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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a phrase that makes direct reference to the fact that one is dysfunctional, or fucked up in some respect.
His behavior has been a tad o..
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adjective describing an obese/ugly woman who is too ugly/fat to be physically pleasured by any living being.
Taylor: "That's ..