Desertpök

What is Desertpök?


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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.

Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).


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