What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
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A flatulently melodic group of people creating music with their orifices. The most impressive pieces of music are created by the corn ey..
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the act of manually stimulating the penis, as with masterbation or handjobs
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