What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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cock block for life
when Peter manoley is the one that is always following wooffy around and cock blocking him every where he goes eve..
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To blatantly let out a loud dank nasty FART! i.e. To pass gas.
*you smell a dirty fart stench in the air then ask...*
"Who just t..
