What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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When your partner wraps plastic wrap around your melon and shits on yo' face.
I got hot and steamy when I gave Cheddar Bob the pla..
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its when u take the grannys skin and slap it on your face!!!!
ask my grandma how it feels!..
