What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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A belligerent drunken person who has general disregard for others feelings, physical wellbeing, and an overall distructive additude.
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a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation]
1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn..