What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
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n. An oversized athlectic cup worn with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.
n. The male corollary to the came..
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That guy who is able to cut in line at Starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.
That guy just walked in and already has ..
