What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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Someone who obsesses over quotes - From either books, movies, songs, people, etc.
Ashley is such a quotewhore that she has a binder fil..
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A man that ocassionaly or at all times leaves females with ovary pain days after performing hardcore sex to her.
Girlfriend, that guy i..
