What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey..
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Rapid female masturbation.
Wake up, quick flick, shower, dress, work. Easy.
See girls, masterbation, sinful, dirty, jerk off, fun, laz..
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A plain cookie without chocolate chips.
Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.
See chocolate, cookie, chip, plain..
