What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
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The point in which you get so aggrivatingly horny and someone is around so you cannot relieve yourself. Hense making you very grumpy an..
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The game of gods. Played only by those lucky children that get Monday 4th period off school, this game seperates the men from the boys. ..
