What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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An extremely large, and thick penis.
"...well we all know you dont have a Motley Cock"
See Ryan..
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Chat Rooms on myspace where you go and talk about sex drugs and rock and roll
hey lets go hit on some 14 year old in the myspace chatro..