What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
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An explosion of pedophilia.
The pedophlosion rocked the boat.
See pedobear..
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When one (usually a guy) doesn't masturbate for a while and the next time he does, when he ejaculates he cums a lot more then he no..