What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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the top keys on your keyboard.
rumored to be an Indian guys name.
Guy: qwertyuiop
Girl: wtf?
Guy: sorry, i just felt like sliding my..