What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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A person who goes down streets and alleys looking for trash or junk that can be sold for money.
Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially w..
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having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
See j..
