What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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The male equivelent of camel toe; when a guy's pants are so tight, you can clearly see his penis and testicles bulging out, resulti..
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To be used in description of fast moving things.
Kerry is pitching well today, he is really blowin' doors.
That car flew by me, s..
