What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex without warning the girl. Must be done in a quick fashion.
Jake : Hey did you end up changing ..
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A coffee fart is a fart that is followed by shit sliding down one's leg.
-Nasty, you just farted! Hey, what is that brown ..
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A one night stand in which the visitor leaves before any potential morning after interactions can take place
"I know I had my beer..
