What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone boo..
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what mr. kohlwes wanted me to present but i didn't present it so now he's so fucking pissed
see above
See kwang..
