What is Desertpök?
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When you lose virginity to a big fat, disgusting and fucked up boy/girl.
Yesterday i performed a desertpök - I lost my virginity to a fat slimy random hag, because i was to horny and eager to wait for the right moment with the right girl, (O'boy this memory will haunt me forever).
Random Words:
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Hitting the sack - When you should be going to bed, but you either don't want to, or would rather crash on the couch...
Opposite ..
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a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis
related to the fact that in the movie version of Lo..
