Desertspoon

What is Desertspoon?

1.

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)

Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!

2.

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

3.

WTF is a deasertspoon? You fucking Europeans have to have a weird ass term for everything, don't you?

It's called a fucking teaspoon!

Euro dude: I always add a deasertspoon of sugar to my coffee.

American dude: It's called a fucking teaspoonyou fucking douche!

Matrixdude: There is no spoon.

87

Random Words:

Male Chauvinist Pig

1. A male person who thinks women are merely objects to be used for pleasure, esthetic value or labour. (Male Chauvinist Pig): Go make me ..

Velcro Crested Purse Snatcher

1. Generally originates from African countries, but is usually only visable in your peripheral vision or at night when smiling. Best know f..

Jizzuntighted

1. To ejaculate onto a woman's face, than have her put the "stuff" into her nose. When she sneezes, yell "Jizzuntight!&..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free