Designer Vagina

What is Designer Vagina?


1.

When a woman has her labia majora surgically altered to her specification.

Woman usually do this if they have massive beef flaps or massive minge lips.

Other names include:-

Prada Pussy, Armani Punanni, Gucci Gash, Burberry Box, Mulberry Minge, Fendi Fanny, Versace Vag etc.......

My wife's gone off to get a designer vagina, her beef flaps were down to her knees!

I could swear she had massive minge lips, she must have gone and got herself a desginer vagina.

Happy Birthday darling!! I've bought you a Prada Pussy!

See beef flaps, labia majora, labs

2.

sum proper safe fanny like

nice tight lips and everyting

Gage: you bro her lips were sagging like fuck

Moz: Man i only go for DV's now

Gage: wtf are DV's

Moz: Designer Vagina, theyre well nice bruv

See pussy, clit, cunt, pissflap, gash


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