What is Desk?
1.
a nice, stable, flat surface used for sex
Let's use the desk this time!!
2.
Office furniture with a series of storage compartments (drawers) under a large flat surface that is covered with papery things, phones, computer monitors, etc, to hide tell-tale signs of super-mensal copulation.
Confucius say: Secretary not part of office furniture, unless screwed on desk
3.
stable surface used for tasks at hand, including sexual acts
if you were my homework i'd be doing you on my desk
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4.
genral term used when someone does/ says something REALLY REALLY stupid.
guy1: I got a tattoo last night
guy2: Of what ?
guy1: I was really drunk so I got one of Minnie Mouse
guy2: OMFG you DESK!!!
guy1: I know...
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5.
1. Object of fornication
2. Convenient place to stab someone and store their body without those bloody police ever knowing!
3. Large flat surface on which you perform tasks assigned to you.
I am going to my desk to "take care" of Jennifer, my secretary.
6.
A chair-like structure that can be sat on or workarea.
I sat on my desk and "shot the bull"
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