Desk Ass

What is Desk Ass?


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the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well

after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake

See desk, ass, flat, butt, pancake


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