What is Desk Ass?
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the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well
after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake
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Slang term originally used for a large twat, or vagina, but also used as an expression for anything large or impressive.
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when you do magic with your dick.
You wanna see some dick magic? Ta-Da!
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