Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Latefag

1. A person who is late and is annoying because of this. Example, in zombie survial and a person is late to get into the house before it&a..

Unbrolievable

1. When a close male friend of a male acts in an unfavorable non bro-like manor typically raising speculation that he may not indeed be a b..

Ultimate Greebster

1. An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutl..

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