Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Pocket Nug

1. When searching through you pocket and you stumble upon pot that you didn't know you had. Travis: Oh shit, I found a pocket nug. A..

Grosseph

1. This is a word I made up as a substitute for gross, kind of an interjection. To be used in tandem with broseph Are you eating fungus? ..

Doing A Wheeler

1. Ejaculating in one's own eye during masturbation, primarily when being masturbated by someone else. Oh no, I'm doing a wheele..

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