Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Retainer Banger

1. 1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in. 2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are no..

Fordaillies

1. An excitable way to say for sure or for days. man 1: hey are you gonna go to the wet t-shirt contest? man 2: Fordaillies See for sure..

Ecilop

1. The last word you see when getting run over by the poilce Fucking police shit the fucking ecilop..

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