Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Twat Snot

1. The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat. I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank..

[friend Control]

1. an awesome friend in your life to point out the fucking losers in your life that are clingy, needy people who have nothing better to do ..

Patto-bashing

1. continually calling someone gay. Relating to Patto Banton who is apparently homosexual. you are gay (this is patto-bashing) See gay, ..

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