Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Urban Poet

1. One who uses the Urban Dictionary in a scholar establishment. Teacher:"That word doesn't exist Jhonny!" Jhonny:" P..

Goose Piss

1. The made up insult drink. 1, Haha he drinks the goose piss 2, I'd rather drink goose piss than bloody Zepplin Cider! See goose,..

Chlagonnaherpesyphilitisaids

1. (Pronounced like this: kla-GAH-nuh-HER-puh-SIH-fil-LIE-tus-AIDS) In the literal sense, a combination of the best and brightest STDs: in..

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