Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Dolkass

1. One who is excessivley inconsiderate of others, rude, over-bearing, and spits alot when speaking. Said people are often regarded as the ..

Republifuck

1. n. and adj. a crass right-winger who propagates conservative ideals instilled in him/her by the GOP. My girlfriend's republifuck p..

Apaz

1. Abbreviated version of apparently, derived from ancient greece in the uma uma tribe. OMJ apaz maddy's wearing a crep winter knit ..

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