Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Fump

1. FUMP (fump) n. <fumpy, fumps>, adj. <fumpishly> 1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plagu..

Quinnism

1. A phrase or sentence containing little or no viable thought produced by the Yeti himself. You could paint the dog yellow. I would pick..

Crunkaine

1. High on Marijuanna and cocaine at the same time. "Hey man, im crunkain!"..

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