Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Dangerous

1. cool and sexy , but in an almost rebel kind of way, James Dean rebel, not Tommy Lee rebel. Damn that boys walk is dangerous. See sexy,..

Downshift Turbo

1. A phrase used to get someone to calm down or relax. Whoa there.. downshift turbo. See relax, chill, chill out, calm down..

Junkstand

1. A handstand where the guy is naked with all of his junk hanging down. Bro, Steve just did a junkstand in front of all those girls bro! ..

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