Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Kobayashi's Law

1. That for a given number of identically made socks being lost to the Sock Gnome, the value of each sock losy except for the 2nd to last s..

Oervert

1. One who is perverted without knowing it. Claris - "Say goodbye Fun Flaps" Jonzie - "Claris, you are a complete oervert,..

Raider Ruckus

1. A drug dealer, especially one that sells marijuana. This phrase can be heard often in rap lyrics by members of Wu-Tang Clan. It is tho..

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