Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Auto-copulate

1. To fuck oneself. Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as..

Kjartan

1. Kjartan is a viking-king, descending from Odin. Big, strong, handsome, and probably the best warrior the world has ever seen. Kong Myrk..

Osmund Saddler

1. The head villain from Resident Evil 4. Transforms into a huge ass spider when he pleases. Started the whole Las Plagas virus in RE4. O..

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