Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

W00t1

1. mpeg of a guy with a huge dick batting a girl in the face with his junk.Also can be used as a verb. noun-w00t1.mpeg is da shit verb-im..

Ass Gravel

1. yet another term for feces, poop, shit, etc. i gotta deposit a load of ass gravel... See ass, gravel, shit, poo, poop..

Pancakification

1. The process of a person being flattened into a pancake like form. Jim went skydiving and when the parachute failed to deploy he suffere..

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