Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Tell It To Elton

1. A response to someone's complaint that they didn't get what they feel they deserved. Similar to 'Talk to the hand'...

Ghostarazzi

1. ghosts or spirits that only haunt celebrities or the famous. Gina Gershon has been haunted and bothered by the ghostarazzi, since she w..

Ketamine-kated

1. Off your nut on Ketamine! I Feel Ketamine-Kated See k, ket, ketamine, special k..

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