Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Dicktweed

1. A person who's dick is made of the material tweed. Also used to categorize one who is inept at playing monopoly and is therefore a..

Texas Head Burial

1. The sexual act of burying ones head deeply inside a vagina and vigorously using your tongue for intense orgasmic purposes. Was created ..

Hitoshura

1. Hitoshura is the japanese word for "demi-fiend." The main character of the video game Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, from the ..

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