Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Yankerbate

1. To yank ones reproductive organ to the point of climax. Roland likes to yankerbate because he gets no action from the ladies...

Idiot Shit

1. refer to fuck tard only more stupid Cody Varner is such an idiot shit, he dated that ugly ogre looking bitch. See idiot, shit, cody, f..

Meganonomous

1. 1) The worlds greatest person known to man-kind 2) The state in which nobody lives except for those who which to live a somewhat orgasm..

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