Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

O-bummer

1. An emotion not unlike depression brought on by the realization that you voted for Obama due to white guilt, and now you're going to..

City At War

1. When a girl has been fucked so many times, its as if her puss is constantly getting hit. (In a bad way, like, stay away from that STD pi..

Diarrhetics

1. A Structurestem TMwherein the mental Healthstatform TMof an enlightened Droogworm TMis Judgementationalized TMby a Superior Enlightened ..

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