Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Zeus-breath

1. The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain into the nasal cavity the..

House Page

1. A junior in High School used to deliver legislative work in our nation's Capitol to the House Floor. Hey Page, I need water. See ..

Lurching Around

1. The act of pursuing or hitting on females in an extremely sketchy or sleazy manner, usually while thoroughly inebriated. Telltale signs..

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