Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Urbanaholic

1. someone who can sit at a laptop/computer for many hours reading the definitions on slangdefine and not notice how much time has gone pas..

Lame/10

1. Extremely lame, usually used on forums. -That movie was lame/10. What a crappy story. -That joke was lame/10. See lame, omg, wtf, bb..

W2mor

1. The dead weight people you find in large companies. It is exemplified by a tumor and the inability to create your own work, thus needing..

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