Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Quinzilla

1. A fat bitch usually composed of multiple planets that have been conglomerated into one resulting in an obscene shape and appearance that..

Gentleman's Snakebite

1. A variation on the usual 50/50 lager and cider snakebite mix, a Gentleman's Snakebite substitutes high quality cider for Frosty Jac..

Kettle Felching

1. A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out. John loved kettle felching M..

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