Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Zig Zag Nose Fuck

1. Used to describe a persons disfigured nose. Most commonly associated with Owen Wilson. "yo, check out that Zig Zag Nose Fuck Owen..

Zarvy

1. Bigest Dick motherfucker around. When you're refered to be a Zarvy, you must be a really nice guy, since Zarvy is the nicest person..

Zlomfg

1. basicly its a more excited way of saying ' omg' or 'zomg' used in extremley amazing circumstances guy1: i just ate ..

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