Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Shnarsty

1. A combination of the words shit and narsty, a modified version of the word nasty, which combined yield an adjective describing something..

Brad

1. Derived from Brad Pitt. Sexy male that encourages female wet dreams. adj. that guy is so Brad. verb. (female) that guy just made..

Asscheck

1. The quick glance taken to scopethe goods from behind when someone walks by. Mike: Will, that guy just caught you doing an asscheck. Wi..

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