Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Happy Accident

1. when something unexpectedly good comes from what would otherwise be considered a mishap. the discovery of guinness was a happy accident..

Onami

1. n. masturbation, esp. female masturbation. origin: from the Bible character Onam. Onami is used in Japan. "Did you see that onami..

Ryan Wood

1. Verb- To use your status and popularity to talk a girl into sleeping with you (who you have no real intention on dating) by talking mad ..

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