Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Youz

1. A form of the word "you" that can be used from any number of bastards you are yelling at. "Damn youz Gillian" or &q..

Zahwedge

1. A Slice, Piece of Pizza, Zah, Don't confuse with Zahwich Man! put a napkin under that Zahwedge, you're gettin' grease on..

Norwegian Goggles

1. An act of shame committed upon a passed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scrotum upon the closed eyes of the vic..

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