Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Impotant

1. im-ˈpo-tənt slang spelling/pronunciation of the word "important". It's impotant to be on time. See significant, importa..

Firrence

1. A Fifty dollar bag of chronic wirrence. Fifty Australian Dollars = 3.5 grams. "Keen to go half's in a firrence? $25 bucks ea..

Bourré

1. means getting drunk in french Wow last night i drunk 1L of vodka! i was so bourré! See drunk, tipsy, korsakoff, wasted, Alban..

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