Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

1. A very morbid and attention-seeking smiley. Mostly said by people who fake being angry so they can get attention from their peers. Came..

Vonswindle

1. to steal or trick useing your imagination Dude some one just vonswindle my car. Hey you said you were clean u vonswindleing bitch See ..

Valoree

1. Horribly awesome that Valoree is horribly awesome See valerie, val, names..

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