Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Chair Hips

1. The wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. Generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers. The new secretary glar..

Nice Ass

1. A donkey with superior bloodlines. Gee, Farmer Bob what a NICE ASS you have there.Do you mind if I take him for a lil' ride? See ..

Dangle Session

1. Completely merking someobody's titties in sports, gaming, etc. Dude how you doing over there. Pretty much just dangled seshed tha..

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