Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Vhs

1. A great medium being replaced by DVDs. You can rip the tape out of a VHS and throw it all over the place and shit, can you do that with ..

Fast Jerk

1. the act of masterbating at a very high or rapid speed without stopping until ejaculation, most used while masterbating for the second ti..

Kristallnachted

1. When an angry mob comes and breaks all your windows. Especially of an establishment. Like in Germany prior to WWII He pissed everyone ..

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