Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Atmosphere Vacuum

1. Someone that will suck the life out of a room full of generally happy people. Commonly likened to an Atmosphere Vampire; they are funda..

Maxxed Out

1. 1. Having extreme, very prominent, stereotypical racial features. 2. A black person with a very wide nose and thick jutting lips. Idi ..

Im Out

1. something you say im poker when you have no other fuckin options bitch "these cards are fuckin bad im out " See poker, c..

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