Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Remixed

1. When you shave off a girls eyebrows and glue them back on with your own sperm. Dude, you should've seen all the girls I remixed at..

Victorious

1. What you yell when you win. <after winning> OH! VICTORIOUS! See win, yay, ha, chicken, sandwhich..

Assistance

1. When one needs assistance, they need sex. Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy. See ..

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