Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Turpin Time

1. The occurrence of Judge Turpin (from Sweeney Todd) is about to rape you. Science teacher: *staring at someone oddly* Girl 1: He'..

Imbocile

1. The wrong way to spell imbecile ur a imbocile -No, you're dumb. See idiot, fool, moron, douchebag, retard, english..

Niggertude

1. Attiude displayed by many underclass Black folks when things don't go their way, akin to acting Ghetto. Shewa-wa and Nakia display..

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