Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Line Jockey

1. n: generally, the guy (husband, boyfriend, younger brother, etc) who gets dragged to the mall the days after Thanksgiving and Christmas...

Nerd Porn

1. any catalog selling software, computer hardware, or any computer-related product "Ooh! Nerd porn! Nerd porn!" SPLOOGE..

Glowies

1. Glow in the dark condoms. Used to play lightsabers. (Slapping eachother's dicks together with the Glowies on) Let's get som..

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