Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

123qwe

1. The most used password on the interwebs. I use 123qwe as my password because not only does it have letters, but also Numbers! See 123q..

Tooth Cunt

1. A phrase used to describe someone who is particularly bitchy. Litterally, a cunt that feels the need to gobble up men's dicks. Us..

Shlamp

1. synonym for 'bitch'. thats it. dude, stay away from her, she is a shlamp...also, as a verb: careful man, the boss is shlmapin..

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