Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Captain Of The Carpet Ship

1. A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet. Shit, man! You were Captain of ..

Premature Ejaculator

1. A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse. Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about t..

Zaphtats

1. When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them. "Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphta..

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