Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Jack Baker Solution

1. Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are avail..

Vassia

1. of or pertaining to vassia. Person 1: is that a buttertroll? Person 2: no, thats a vassia...

St Birinus School

1. school I have the 'privelege' of attending. Sucks arse but then again, which schools don't? Teacher: Blah Blah Register ..

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