Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Ugetmi

1. "You know what I mean?" with undertones of mutual respect. Used predominantly by UK gangsters and gangbangers 2003-. Fuck bru..

Rudog

1. bastardisation of rude dog meaning the opposite of Rubird, i.e. an absolute ugly girl that fat girls last night was ugly, a complete ru..

W00tnabe

1. (n), A wannabe 1337. May refer to people who speak poor 1337 or use 1337 in inappropriate situations. w00tnabe: 1'M l1k3 th3 gr34t..

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