Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Gopher Trap

1. While receiving a rim job, the recipient locks the performer's head in place with a clenching of the thighs and proceeds to dischar..

Neal\'d

1. When you buy hardware for your computer and it dies about a day later. 1.When you buy a SATA card with RAID and you set it up and then ..

Bastard-factory

1. A phrase popularized by a conservative talk-show host to refer to the indigents who choose to live outside their means, pump out kids fr..

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