Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Phone Book Pimpin

1. When you open up your cell phone contact list, which is full of girls and you just pick one to chill with for the night. Hey Mulldozer ..

Vaginicles

1. Sexual organs of a girl who carries the manner of a bloke. A female who could not exactly be described as a lady. Often, female sportsme..

Masterfasting

1. Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating. I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts! See maste..

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