Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Caranialrectumitus

1. Medical condition wherein one's head is up one's ass. After Dave backed the car into another parked auto his passenger calmly..

Pinup

1. The term "pinup" was coined during World War II when Americansoldiers would pin pictures, usually drawings and sometimes photo..

Gyrape

1. to be danced with unwillingly; to surprise and grind on another dancer without their consent. Cecilia told her friends that she was nev..

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