Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Act Your Age, Not Your Shoe Size

1. Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrow..

Myeloid

1. A Big Floppy Dick Your pussy friends, Randy. See Efrum the Retarded Rabbit..

Fruvous

1. n 1. Magical monk-baked pastry loaf. 2. High stakes Mesopotamian board game. 3. Sound produced when yogurt dollops are dropped in sea..

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