Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Unleash The Fockin Fury

1. 1.) To shred madly and technically on a Fender stratocaster. 2.) A phrase to be used in case a "bitch" passanger on an airpla..

Bluesy

1. sad, pensive, melancholy She felt a little bluesy over losing her pet; not just because her pet died, but also because whenever somethi..

Kevin Mitchell

1. Having sex without a condom, i.e. without a "glove" like Kevin Mitchell's bare handed catch of an Ozzie Smith fly ball in..

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