Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

E-fatuation

1. Infatuation, but over the internet. Deep feelings or a deep liking of someone you met online; most people tell themselves they love some..

Clart

1. Someone who's in the know about the GLC. (Goldie Lookin Chain) "Nice one clart!" See parsonist 2. Taken from West In..

Ya N Shit

1. A slang term meaning that you are currently under the influence of marijuana. Also used as an adv. Usually drawn out in the pronounciati..

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