Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Cleavelidge

1. (n) a way to pronounce cleavage that is more sophisticated My, your cleavelidge looks wonderful in that dress. See boobs, cleavage, qu..

Nelly Queen

1. An ultra-stereotypically gay man. Which is to say: a swishing and mincing, limp wristed, lisping, effeminate queer. A nelly queen can..

Quick Sticks

1. A term used to emphasise the hurried nature of your request. "Fucking sort it out quick sticks you cunt" See hurry, quick, p..

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