Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Mfbap

1. Mother fucker bitch ass punk. Used as an insult. "Dude, you are such a mfbap!" See ba, bamf, da, ds, bs..

Opd

1. Short for Obsessive Penis Disorder. This is a diagnosis usually given to a female (or male) who obsessively finds the need to have intim..

Xpl1c1t

1. Game handle used by one of teh most 1337 players around. Shit, i just got fragged again by Xpl1c1t, fuck!!! See zeeky boogy doog..

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