Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Flixxxx

1. The greatest game ever created by man. It's most prominent "athlete" is Dylan Florig, who holds an impressive 7-1 record...

Zipper Face

1. any oriental looking fuck " That Zipper face best not be going in front of me, that nigga cant even see where he is going " ..

Ijimp

1. I jizzed in my pants. I wrote a definition on the Urban Dictionary and IJIMP. See i, jizzed, in, my, pants..

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