Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Gtfoti

1. Acronym Get The Fuck Off The Internet Originated from GTFO (Get The Fuck Out) A forum: >Also, Cocks!!!!!! >GTFOTI nub See in..

Rocktasm

1. A person so fabulously awesome that traditional terminology does not begin to express their coolness. At once a rockstar, fantastic and ..

Zahn

1. When 2 guys crossfire each other and blow on each other's stomach "Man, you Zahned me good last night, lets do it again!"..

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Desk Haircut Edit Meaning