Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

W-hibbely Bibbely

1. African-American hillbillies, particularly those who have a secret wish to be of Caucasian ancestry. Man, that dude is so w-hibbely bib..

Fuzzy Watermelon

1. Noun. The act of spreading shaved pubic hairs on a woman's breasts (or "watermelons") after having ejaculated on them, fo..

Smoothing It

1. Living in the lap of luxury in a rugged setting. "My parents love going to the wilderness, but only if they're smoothing it.&..

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