Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Joncl

1. An equivalent to the phrase " LOL" or " LMAO" by being used in the same context as such. "Jumping On Neighbour..

Fingerlin

1. When you put some seamin(cum) on your finger and thrustit up your own bum and eat it. ripsnout was a little boy and had no idea what th..

Red, White And Blue Balls

1. What chuck norrisgets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live. Look at those Red, White and Blue B..

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