Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Schlumpa

1. (noun) 1) a nasty ass skank weeve of a female. said female will fuck and suck anything in sight. 2)a word forever immortalized on an ep..

Gordon Moakes

1. LOVE! Bassist of Bloc Party...He's beautiful. "He hugged me for jumping on me at the NME Awards Tour! Yay!" 2. Born 2..

Vinny Chase'n It

1. Crediting something that has to do with a rich or player lifestyle, like Vinny Chase of Entourage. "Dude, let's go Vinny Chas..

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