Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Drive Texting

1. Drive texting is the act of sending a text message while driving. I'm sorry officer; I don't know what happened. I was drive..

Vanilla Cracker

1. Someone who is whiter than a vanilla face and a cracker combined. In short, the whiteist kid you know. Pat: What it is vanilla cracke..

Youtube Crush

1. Having a crush on someone who makes videos on youtube. Girl 1: "OMG did you see coolguy's latest video?" Girl 2: Yes! I..

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