Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

I Guess

1. "i guess" is a phrase that can be used in response to almost any situation or comment. its versatility is clearly its stronges..

Houscow

1. noun pronounced hoose cow def: jail, big house, slammer Ted did not pay his taxes. He is going to the houscow. See jail, big house, ..

Udder Smack

1. An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hootersproceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprin..

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