Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

W.a.f.n.g.m.o.o.h.

1. What a F'in Nightmare - get me out of here Cryptic acronym. She wrote on her notepad while the meeting dragged on....W.A.F.N.G.M...

Oobleck

1. A gooey substance used to amuse young children, ranging from 5th grade-college-aged people with no life. Composed of corn starch and wat..

G.b.b.

1. Acronym for Gay Black Bestie, a best friend who happens to be gay and black. Hey, Cooper, I didn't know you were gay. I guess now..

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