Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Bloggins

1. a generic name placeholder often used in the canadian military Officer- Who is the duty sargeant tonight? Private- It would be better ..

Needs Snakes

1. If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period. Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre. A direct referen..

Squirrel Backup

1. One of many backups one does, just to leave them sitting somewhere and never remember where it is, and why was it made. A proper squirre..

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