Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Cocksling

1. A splint or similar device used to suspend a damaged penis. "I was doing her in the butt, then she clenched and now I'm in th..

Buff Kick

1. short for "buffalo kick". a close, powerful, maliciously intended kick directly to the shin or crotch of a friend who is acti..

Emslie

1. To try valiantly but inevitably cock it up. "It's a shame, but he's really made a complete Emslie of it"..

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