Desk Haircut

What is Desk Haircut?

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Zipper Ladder

1. When someone climbs the corporate ladderthrough sexual means. "She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zip..

Marina Ummel

1. a friggin awesome chick who was born june 2nd. marina ummel is in love with dfh. See marina, danny, hanrahan, awesome..

Descalabrado

1. 1. A nickname my friend and I have for our baldheaded professor. 2. When someone is scalped, or has no scalp. Prof. C has no h..

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