Deskimo

What is Deskimo?


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The state entered into when one has been working all day at a desk in an office air-conditioned to 20 degrees centigrade. Upon rising from your chair to move about the office one notices a distinct cramping, numbness and immobility in one's limbs.

'It's so cold in here I'm a fucking Deskimo!'

See desk, eskimo, office


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