Deskmerc

What is Deskmerc?

Someone who partakes in activities of lewd sex with groups of Zoo Animals.

I caught Jason trying to climb into the Llama pen at the Zoo, I think he is a deskmerc.

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Quality Of Life

1. The amount of satisfaction we have with our lives, taking into account both material and non-material wealth. People will get the most ..

Splatter Mouth

1. When in sex, either partner takes massive amounts of laxative. Then when prairie dogging, lets it out in the other's mouth. Holy s..

Faucet Crotch

1. when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch. Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We start..

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