Deskmerc

What is Deskmerc?

Someone who partakes in activities of lewd sex with groups of Zoo Animals.

I caught Jason trying to climb into the Llama pen at the Zoo, I think he is a deskmerc.

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Dirty Cell Phone

1. When doing your woman doggy style, you shove a finger in her asshole,move it around a little, and then pull it out and proceed to stick ..

Redshaft

1. hitting your shaft to hard and causing irritation, during masterbation. I got a redshaft lastnight from angela, she hits hard..

Screamin' Pete

1. when a female is performing a reach around and forcibly shoves a popsicle up to male's anus. man she totally gave me a screamin&ap..

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