What is Deskthumpin?
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The embarassing act that occurs when a male gets an erection while sitting at his office or cubicle, and his untimely wood presses against the bottom of his desk. Deskthumping is easily hideable, but uncomfortable nonetheless.
"When I was checking out porn at my desk instead of doing data entry, I popped some wood and started deskthumpin'. Good thing the human resources lady didn't catch wind of it"
Random Words:
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A random word you throw into conversations when they are going nowhere or really boring. Like if you notice people are starting to trail..
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Russian Hands = "rush in" hands to feel boobs
Roman Fingers = "roaming fingers" to feel boobs
I have Russian Hands..
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a person that mongs (eats) abnormally large rats
that jenna is the biggest rat mongga..