What is Desktop?
1.
The computer for Poor People.
Sal and his friends didnt have the money to afford a laptop so they settled on an old desktop. Of course given by charity.
Dude, this desktop's awesome, awww, too bad i couldn't afford a laptop.
I own multiple desktops and laptops, you own desktops, that must suck.
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2.
To be as neutral as possible in the office. As in PC. Usually to the point of android precision. An attempt to obliterate racial/sexual/religeous offence from company activity.
After the allegations of sexism, the company went totally desktop. All the pink and blue keytags have been replaced by yellow, payroll has dropped titles from the salary records and all incoming and outgoing mail is screened for possible offensive content.
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3.
(v.) To (abusively) alter someone's PC wallpaper settings.
What's this? Horse porn as my wallpaper? Egads, I've been desktopped!
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