Desmond Edit Meaning

1.

totally badass; trippy and/or mindboggling; unexpected; awesome; delicious; completely original

"Dude, that episode of Lost was totally desmond!"

"Mmm...this ratatouille is sinfully desmond."

"Desmond concert last night, eh?"

See demond, desmund, delicious, scrumptious, awesome, trippy

2.

A lower second class, or 2:2 degree.

Inspired by South African Desmond Tutu.

Claims about the term ' tutu' are inherently redundant (2:2 <-- duh).

Many claim to have invented the term, the truth is multiple people invented it at different times, in different places and continue to do so believing they are the first.

In the UK, the 'Desmond' is part of a logical sequence using well-known figures:

First - Geoff (Geoff Hurst, footballer)

2:1 - Billy (Billy Gunn, wrestler)

2:2 - Desmond (Desmond Tutu, bishop)

Third - Thora(Thora Hird, actress)

You get nothing for a fail.

"Mike's probably getting a Desmond, Bill a Thora, and Phil needs a Billy or above to get into Kings."

See degree, tutu, uni, toto, two-two, second

3.

Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.

Man, my desmond was kicking up to high gear last night with my girlfriend.

See sex drive, desmond, mojo, powerful, potent

4.

When someone, preferably a guy, looks like Desmond from the TV show LOST.

They have long, but poofy brown hair and look like they would have an Australian accent, but don't.

"OMG! That guy looks like Desmond from LOST!"

"Ohh.. wooahh...woahoh, there are two guys on the Nipomo Track Team that look like Desmond. Desmond #1 and Desmond #2."

"Hey, there's Desmond #1."

See lost, #1, #2

5.

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Jacket. Originated from the journalist Desmond Hackett.

I must take my Desmond off, its getting hot in here

See coat, sweater, pullover, tie, shirt

6.

an outgoing, mysterious, very sexy, mixed breed who usually carries a personal item that defines who he is. For example, a gold chain.

"Tall, Dark, and Handsome" would most definitely define this person.

"Have you seen that really hot, new guy? He is such a Desmond."

"I'm going out with a Desmond! How awesome is that!?"

See tutu, dez, hot, sexy, outgoing

7.

An entity here on this Earth as a messenger of ignorance. Everything that comes in contact with Desmond will have outbursts of ghetto and then after a month or two,will transform into a person of extreme ignorance

"Oh no, it's Desmond. RUN AWAY OR HE'LL MAKE YOU AN IGNORANT MONSTER!!!!!"

See sharolaid, heller, ignorance, ghetto