What is Desperascorn?
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Noun: The emotional conflict created when a desperation to get laid is thwarted by a scornful attitude towards the only available sexual candidates.
Not to be confused with the despericorn, a mythical creature that is super hot & clever but will bang your sorry self anyway and not treat you like crap afterwards.
The barfly that had been wooing me with shots all night almost had a chance, but then the houselights came up after last call & I was filled with desperascorn.
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A person with a massive 12" cock who fucks mothers.
Also an asshole of epic proportions
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Fake Russian word for VD. Used to make fun of people that like Russian Mail-order bribes.
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