What is Desperascorn?
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Noun: The emotional conflict created when a desperation to get laid is thwarted by a scornful attitude towards the only available sexual candidates.
Not to be confused with the despericorn, a mythical creature that is super hot & clever but will bang your sorry self anyway and not treat you like crap afterwards.
The barfly that had been wooing me with shots all night almost had a chance, but then the houselights came up after last call & I was filled with desperascorn.
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When you're going all out during sex.
Preferred on one night stands and or hookers.
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a brand of Mexican smokes from TJ Mexico
smokin horse shit cigarettes is just like kissing a dog's ass after a warm dump!
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