Desperate Dan

What is Desperate Dan?


1.

Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!

also see: deperado and double d.

-ringring-

sean: hi, whats up dan.

dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.

sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.

dan: why you being like that sean please come over.

sean: no your being a right desperate dan.

Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.

sean: sort your life out you desperado you.

See big abe, perigo, he-man, fat handed twat


63

Random Words:

1. Gun Bootin'Er is the verb of `Gun Booting it`. It means to run as fast as a bullet. Slang for To run as fast as you can. An `Eas..
1. A scary hand job from a woman with extremely long fingernails. "She scared the shit out of me with those kruger nails on my cock.&..
1. A team of THE most beautiful girls that exist on the face of the earth! They are there to help any one with any life problems that may a..