What is Desperate Dan?
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Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.
-ringring-
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
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Random Words:
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a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"
You're dumping me? You've got to be ..
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1) The most evil person in the world - ever.
2) The living reincarnation of Satan
3) Someone who:
a) Practises the act of voodoo
b) ..
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker.
You're taking this text speak way too far and I am ROTFLMFAOMFer.
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