Desperate Dan

What is Desperate Dan?


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Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!

also see: deperado and double d.

-ringring-

sean: hi, whats up dan.

dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.

sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.

dan: why you being like that sean please come over.

sean: no your being a right desperate dan.

Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.

sean: sort your life out you desperado you.

See big abe, perigo, he-man, fat handed twat


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