What is Desperate Housewife?
1.
when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out the cobwebs.
My desperate housewife was on her hands and knees so I cleaned out her cobwebs.
See
Random Words:
1.
The coolest new heavy metal band from the UK set for world domination. after replacing their old monicker "Jeff Killed John", ..
1.
The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated wh..
1.
it is where a person inserts their index finger in either the vagina or anus; depending on the way they are laying. their little finger ..
