Desperate Housewife

What is Desperate Housewife?

when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out the cobwebs.

My desperate housewife was on her hands and knees so I cleaned out her cobwebs.

See housewife, desperate, cobwebs, broomstick, clean

German Helmet

1. A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets. Proof that Nazi&..

Orent

1. A big A** dong. A tall thick hard flacid penis. Look, with exteze i have a huge orent See thick, huge, big, tall, long..

Penis Wiper

1. a girl's tongue or a tasting organ Her penis wiper was all over me. See wiper, tongue, cum, fuck, sex, blowjob..

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