Desperate Texting

What is Desperate Texting?


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The act of sending a forwarded text to everyone on your contacts saying something like heeyy whuttssupp!?!?! because you have nothing better to do than talk to people you probably dont give a shit about because no one ever texts you first.

(text from Jenny): fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: HEYY WHUTTSUUPP!?!?!

(a group of 5 girls at a party hear their phones go off at the same time)

Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.

See desperate, text, texting, texted, fone, phone, party


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