Desperately Straight

What is Desperately Straight?


1.

The state of being so desperate for female attention one acts and dresses gay. This can range from on rare occasion to daily.

This may include tight white pants, a tight vest with no shirt, and a belt buckled on the hip.

see also; metro

Wow did you see Sisco? He's looking pretty desperately straight tonight... poor guy, hasnt been getting much lately.

See straight, gay, metro


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