What is Desperately Straight?
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The state of being so desperate for female attention one acts and dresses gay. This can range from on rare occasion to daily.
This may include tight white pants, a tight vest with no shirt, and a belt buckled on the hip.
see also;
Wow did you see Sisco? He's looking pretty desperately straight tonight... poor guy, hasnt been getting much lately.
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