Desperatus Update

What is Desperatus Update?

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

See facebook, status, status update, desperate, loser

Arse Paste

1. The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack. The heat of the day left its telltale mark ..

Zalman

1. a guy wearing his shorts rediculously. Zalman, he's got shorts reaching his knees..

Mraw

1. a word that's fun to say at random times. no real meaning. I was talking to Lisa yesterday... MRAW! She's hot! ;) See rawr, ..

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