Desperatus Update

What is Desperatus Update?

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

See facebook, status, status update, desperate, loser

Protein Paint

1. n. Semen. v. to but a nut; typically on someone. Then I pulled out an liberally protein painted her slutty face. See cum, cumshot, j..

Yshsf

1. You should have searched first. Bob: When does DSTend? John: YSHSF. See search, google, research, internet, search engine..

Hunky Ho

1. A woman, usually a hooker, tramp or slut with everything in perfect order, perfectly alright. Derived from the words hunky dory and Ho...

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