Desperatus Update

What is Desperatus Update?

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

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Osten

1. a jackass... one who steals friends and isolates them. usually older than the girl, by about for years and not attractive at all. clings..

Quadratics

1. Simply the most useless maths topic ever. i dont think ill ever be at the shops, looking to buy $2 of bananas and for some reason need t..

I.p.

1. common Marine Corps terminology: 1) also commonly reffered to as an "irish pennant", it describes the little strands of fabri..

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