Desperatus Update

What is Desperatus Update?

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

See facebook, status, status update, desperate, loser

Zitkoed

1. When a girl makes out with multiple partners and keeps them all hooked so as to continually make-out with them when she sees fit. Occurs..

Braap

1. A sound commenly made by chavs and gangsta's. 'You blud, check out my new threads' 'Braap!' See braap, sound..

W/e

1. slang or abbrv. for whatever Ok u know what..stop messin with me..forget it...w/e! 2. A slang used by fucktards who don't want t..

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