Desperatus Update

What is Desperatus Update?

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

See facebook, status, status update, desperate, loser

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