Desperatus Update

What is Desperatus Update?

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

See facebook, status, status update, desperate, loser

Garl

1. A different way of saying girlgurlgal etc... That garl has one fineeeeee booty See booty, girl, gal, gurl, garl, shexii..

Fucked By A Horse

1. when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex(or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and..

Queffer

1. a large gay castrated heffer damn justin is such a queffer See gay, cows, heffer, queer 1. a large gay castrated heffer damn justin..

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Desperatus Update Edit Meaning