Desperbation

What is Desperbation?

Furiously masturbating in a desperate attempt for personal gratification, where none can be found elsewhere.

"I was so stressed over my physics coursework that I locked myself in my room for over six hours of desperbation. Now I hurt."

See masturbation, stress, desperation, lonely, gratification

Yuoll

1. To find a magic baby kangaroo sitting in a field of 3-leaf clovers, who then kicks you in the shin and runs away. Hey, lets go yuolling..

Dintro

1. the generally akward dinner (or meal) where you are presented/ introduced to the new boyfriend/ girlfriend's family girl: oh god i..

Twit-shitting

1. The act of Twittering whilst on the toilet. Hey guys, I'm totally twit-shitting. See shit, twit, twitter, toilet..

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