Desperbation

What is Desperbation?

Furiously masturbating in a desperate attempt for personal gratification, where none can be found elsewhere.

"I was so stressed over my physics coursework that I locked myself in my room for over six hours of desperbation. Now I hurt."

See masturbation, stress, desperation, lonely, gratification

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