Desperititus

What is Desperititus?

When your so desperate for friends or romance, ect. that you make up people and their imaginary lives to convince other's they really do have a life.

Friend: "My boyfriend just got a myspace!"

Friend's Friend: "Oh really, I'll go look at it. Hey - wait, he's only got two friends: you and Tom. I think you have a case of desperititus!"

See desperate, love, friends, popularity, myspace

Zentai

1. A tightly fitting, brightly-colored bodysuit of Japanese fetish origin, which extends from the top of the head to the fingertips and toe..

Fundae

1. Plural of funda. Fank totally knows his fundae. See Caveman..

Monocoitus

1. A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation. My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night. See spankin..

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