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Burned out on seminars when starting a job
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a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it
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An admission of one's own homosexuality.
Tyrone: Bro, I just dropped the queer bomb on my parents. They are taking it pretty bad.
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