What is Destructions?
1.
a combination of destroy and instructions.
used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.
husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"
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2.
A step-by-step guide to destroy something.
You read instructions to build something, so you should read destructions to destroy it.
