Destructions Edit Meaning

1.

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.

husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"

wife: "did you read the destructions?"

See instructions, destroy, hard, toys, dad, fix, broken, assemble

2.

A step-by-step guide to destroy something.

You read instructions to build something, so you should read destructions to destroy it.