Detachable Penis

What is Detachable Penis?


1.

<noun>

1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.

The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."

Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.

When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."

2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.

1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."

2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>

See remove, leper, leprosy

2.

a penis that can be removed and then re-attached.

One day Ben lost his penis while he was high, he didn't know where it went to. It usually hangs to the left, but that day it decided to hang to the right. Well, Ben wasn't smart enough to figure that out. He went upstairs and finally found his penis, and he was happy again. Ben thought he lost it, because he thought he had a detachable penis.

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