What is Detective Comics?
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A comic book series featuring Batman that is published by DC comics.
Nerd 1: Yo dude I bought detective comics number 647, the joker is in it
Nerd 2: Whoa your so cool dude
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A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.
Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!
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A fat kid in the show "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon, circa early 90s.
"Donkey Lips has remained a virgin for all o..
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When telling a story to friends, you realize that the story you are telling isn't as cool as you thought it was when you first star..
