What is Detective Comics?
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A comic book series featuring Batman that is published by DC comics.
Nerd 1: Yo dude I bought detective comics number 647, the joker is in it
Nerd 2: Whoa your so cool dude
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A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.
Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!
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When a woman cracks one loose and dust is released, only for a hissing sound to be heard...
Kelley... did you just rip me a fresh vagin..
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My Dad used to get us to behave by a threat of being hit by the rooney gun. It was something that he mad up as a silly, but stinky, wea..
